Rules for Civilians

It is becoming fashionable and politically correct to again attack the military as criminals and falsehood tellers but here are a few of the areas where Veterans would like your assistance:

1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass.
2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their ass.
3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served or what war they were in, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.
4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be "Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.
5. Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, "Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an
ass kicking (children are exempt).
6. If you witness someone calling the US Coast Guard 'non-military', inform them of their mistake---and kick their ass.
7. Don't ever say that some one went into the Navy to avoid "the real war", The most dangerous job in the military is on a flight deck. Working 72 hour combat ops on all Navy ships is normal and expected. Such ignorance deserves an ass kicking (children are exempt).
8. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her---of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass kicking.
9. Don't try to discuss politics with an active military member veteran. The Chain of Command includes the Commander-In-Chief (CinC). The President (for those who didn't know) is our CinC regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives meet. All they know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, the politicians call upon the military to go straighten it out. If you keep asking them the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get your ass kicked!
10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are dedicated Isalmists, so stop saying if we just wouldn't be so mean they would like us and leave us alone. You are so stupid that obviously you didn't study world history in high school and for that alone you need your ass kicked.
11. Stop asking where Bin Laden is! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. And the Irag WOMD are in Syria; there are satalite photos of them being moved there which were published on TV and thousands of web sites.. If you say there were no WOMD you deserve to have your ass kicked.
12. 'Flyboy' (Air Force), 'Jarhead' (Marines), 'Grunt' (Army), 'Squid' (Navy), 'Puddle Jumpers' (Coast Guard), etc., are terms of endearment we use to describe each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. That could get your ass kicked.
13. Whether or not you were a member of the military, support our troops and their families Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day.Without them, our country would get it's ass kicked."
14. Remember this often repeated reminder from Veterans or we will kick you ass.

"It is the Veteran, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press.

It is the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.

It is the Veteran, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.

It is the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.

If you can read this, thank a teacher If you are reading it in English, thank a Veteran; it could be in German, Japanese or Russian; and one quarter of the world wants it to be in Arabic "

PS: If you are an immigrate to the USA; no matter how you got in; and don't know how to speak English; ask a veteran for help; he/she would be honored to help.